Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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