I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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