i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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