She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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