ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
