All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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