Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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