can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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