Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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