I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
one might say we're banned from that church
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
