Yo dont text me then not text me
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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