there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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