Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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