its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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