I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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