i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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