It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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