Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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