I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
