Non-Jews are for practice
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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