what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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