Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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