just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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