god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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