I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Randomize
