3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
her facebook's as public as her vagina
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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