he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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