buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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