At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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