why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Randomize
