I hate your face
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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