it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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