You're my little dorito
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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