his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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