I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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