Dual....:-)
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Found the puke drawer
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
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