Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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