if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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