Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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