i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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