Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Randomize
