Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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