I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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