you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Randomize
