ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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