susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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