She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You can't just leave with hair like that
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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