ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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