I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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