Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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