And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I have aggressive nipples.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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